Posted by Brian McCullough
- “Yeah, I’m trying to lure these kids into my booth. But kids are very wary of being lured these days. Thank you, Dateline.”
- “All of these jobs suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance… than to have to work in any one of this crapholes.”
- “Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses… and she’s hot! And you realize that she was always hot. She was just wearing glasses. And that you were the blind one.”
- “Today, I did something stupid. I questioned myself. And I’ll never do that again.”
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