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The 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

November 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Via Atlanta Illustrated

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?” And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

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  • 1 mcvash » The 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk // Nov 30, 2007 at 9:32 am

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